I want to make sure that I’m getting it right…these are the things you want for America, you would be happy if they happened and you are not going to stop your fight until you get them.
1-You would be happy if abortion was illegal…in all cases, no exceptions. You don’t want other people to fornicate so that you don’t want any kind of birth control…all forms of contraception should be illegal.
2-You would be happy as a pig in shit if Creationism is taught in our schools, revisionist Texas style history as well. You don’t want any separation of church and state…to you the church and religion comes first and it is the state that has to bend to the will of the church and serve it as its surrogate.
3-You don’t particularly like racial diversity and if you had your way people of different races should not intermarry…For some reason or another, in the back of your mind you think that white people are somehow superior or preferable.
4-You think that homosexuality is such an abomination that it ought to be criminalized. Of course same sex marriage is out of the question and you would have a Constitutional amendment specifying that marriage should be only between a man and a woman and that it is legal to fire an employee if the company or boss finds out the employee is homosexual. You don’t even want anybody to use the word “GAY” in a public venue…be it school or government…this abomination should be relegated to a word in the same category as profanity.
5-You don’t like labor unions because you think that the members of unions when they pay a membership fee that money is used for political campaigns that he/she may not agree with. But most of all you oppose unions because you think that the free market is somehow compromised interfered with and it is not in line with the concept of pure capitalism.
6-You oppose public education and you don’t think that it is the role of government to fund public schools…schools should be private or home schooling done. As a matter of fact you don’t really value education all that much…no, those schools and universities are only producing leftist radical liberals and our society would be better off without them.
7-You don’t think that there is a healthcare crisis in America…just the opposite…you think that America has the best healthcare in the world and we should just leave it like it is and not convert it into some socialist, European or Canadian kind of socialist entity.
8-You are not particularly fond of science either…let’s face it science has been a thorn on your side ever since they came up with this evolution shit and they have been cramming down your throat the idea that the world wasn’t made in six days or that we didn't come from simians…or that there is a threat lurking in the future about climate change…which is a hoax. And you insist that Armageddon is upon us.
9-You don’t think that Welfare, Medicare, Medicaid should even exist…everyone has to be responsible for themselves and pick yourself up by your bootstraps instead of being a public burden. You don’t even like Social Security…because if you save for your old age you should have your money invested in the stock market where it belongs.
10-You think that America doesn’t have to apologize to other nations for our wrongdoing, for our interfering with their internal affairs; you think it is dandy to invade another country that hasn’t attacked us or rendered us any harm.
11-You believe it is your Constitutional right to own deadly weapons…no limits or regulations…if you want to own semi-automatic weapons, a tank, a bazooka, a machine gun or an aircraft carrier…by God, that is your given right guaranteed in the Constitution.
12- You don’t think that the wealthy and the corporations ought to pay any taxes…after all they are the job creators and if you tax them they will not be able to provide for more jobs.
So that if you are one or more of these things that makes you:
1-Against women’s right to choose
2-Fundamentalist Christianist in favor of a theocracy.
3-Racist, xenophobic supremacist.
4-Homophobic
5-Against organized labor
6-Education is overrated, intellectual pursuit is for the elite and academic excellence is not important.
7-You are healthy and or have a lot of money to pay for your healthcare.
8- You are a climate change denier.
9-You are devoid of compassion, insensitive and not a very good Christian.
10-You are a warmonger with a false idea of what patriotism is.
11-If you like weapons so much it might be because a) you haven’t had a relative killed by guns, b) you are not in law enforcement, or, c) you have a very small penis.
12- You must be very wealthy.
IN OTHER WORDS BUCKO…YOU ARE A FUCKING REPUBLICAN!
The America you want is one we don’t want to live in.